Saturday, May 27, 2006
Tommy G vs. D-Train..!
Ok so uhh......today's game is Tommy vs Dontrelle.
I respect Dontrelle and all, but doesn't it sound like a girl's name? His name should be like, Dan or something. Yeah...Dan Willis.
Anyways, we don't need DontrELLE. If they're gonna trade him for Davey, then it's stupid, and teenaged girls will be very upset and will have to move to MIAMI, and Miami is obviously a party city.
Good golly gosh.
And they better not trade Lastings Milledge for Barry Zito. WHAT HAPPENS IF CLIFF JUMPS OFF OF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE?? Or worse, Yankee Stadium?! They won't have another outfielder man! Except for Endy Chavez. Well, he doesn't exist in this post.
And omg, Paulie Lo Duca isn't playing! Why did he have to be a catcher?
Well that's ok. This post is going into the 1st inning...sweet.
Hey look - Davey's playing! Didn't he have back spasms or something? What is a back spasm anyways? I thought I once had those. Well, I guess tingly sensations or "spazes" in general aren't back spasms.
Who's that centerfielder for the Marlins? His name is Reggie Abercrombie. I don't like Abercrombie -- not the player, I mean. But the store. And Hollister. They're both clique stores. Once no one is shopping at those stores, I'll be in there... a lot.
I remember this one time when I was like, 11, my mom made me go into Hollister and it was dark and scary and the models were NOT cute.
That same day I think, we had to go into ABERCROMBIE. I was like "Omg mom, I don't shop here." Well, she "had to get gift cards for my cousin." Well, we really did. It's something my cousin is doing for her Bat-Mitzvah, so don't ask.
.....CHEESE!
REGGIE ABERCROMBIE!
I respect Dontrelle and all, but doesn't it sound like a girl's name? His name should be like, Dan or something. Yeah...Dan Willis.
Anyways, we don't need DontrELLE. If they're gonna trade him for Davey, then it's stupid, and teenaged girls will be very upset and will have to move to MIAMI, and Miami is obviously a party city.
Good golly gosh.
And they better not trade Lastings Milledge for Barry Zito. WHAT HAPPENS IF CLIFF JUMPS OFF OF THE GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE?? Or worse, Yankee Stadium?! They won't have another outfielder man! Except for Endy Chavez. Well, he doesn't exist in this post.
And omg, Paulie Lo Duca isn't playing! Why did he have to be a catcher?
Well that's ok. This post is going into the 1st inning...sweet.
Hey look - Davey's playing! Didn't he have back spasms or something? What is a back spasm anyways? I thought I once had those. Well, I guess tingly sensations or "spazes" in general aren't back spasms.
Who's that centerfielder for the Marlins? His name is Reggie Abercrombie. I don't like Abercrombie -- not the player, I mean. But the store. And Hollister. They're both clique stores. Once no one is shopping at those stores, I'll be in there... a lot.
I remember this one time when I was like, 11, my mom made me go into Hollister and it was dark and scary and the models were NOT cute.
That same day I think, we had to go into ABERCROMBIE. I was like "Omg mom, I don't shop here." Well, she "had to get gift cards for my cousin." Well, we really did. It's something my cousin is doing for her Bat-Mitzvah, so don't ask.
.....CHEESE!
REGGIE ABERCROMBIE!
# posted by nLak..B) @ 3:22 PM 
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