Major League ME!

I'll complain about the sweep. I hate trips.

Now, I hate road trips, especially to Boston. The first 3-game losing streak of the season. Already late June. Honestly, I think it's amazing that we've gone so long without a sweep. We were the last to lose 3 straight. Do you know what that means?

WORLD SERIES!
WORLD SERIES!
WORLD SERIES!
WORLD SERIES!

^^yeah, I sure do love Web Design.

Whatever happens, whether we sweep the Yankees or the sweep us (because our worst pitchers are starting), we're going to the World Series, and WE'RE GONNA WIN! But, imagine this, if the Red Sox are in the World Series, too, could it be backwards and Carlos Delgado could be the guy not catching the ball at first base? Let's all pray it's not another 1986 showdown. Since I was born wayyyy after 1986, I don't really know if everything was good or bad. I just expect the Tigers to be in the World Series because they're just doing very well.

All I know is that if the Yankees win 2/3 against the Mets, same as the Mets did to the Yankees last month, I would understand why some of my friends, the Yankee fans, would brag. I did the same thing. =)

Well it's me that's going to be bragging and crying of happiness in October when the Mets win the World Series. =)

About the sweep - Last night was so stupid. Carlos didn't shave, yet he hit a homerun to get the lead, and they lost. Tommy's the only good pitcher on the team. WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD?

Blech.

Camp was AWESOME today.

At the pool Ilan asked me if I wanted anything from the snackbar for 25 cents. I wanted gum, but that was 75 cents, so now I owe him 75 cents...ugh.

Dan got fries and I asked if I could have one and he said yes...then it happened again....and the third time I was sucking on the fry so I could make it last, and he was like "YOU'RE MULTATING THE FRY!" and I'm like "???". He's crazy, I know.

When he went swimming his shirt was inside out and it was annoying...really. I asked him if I could fix it and he wouldn't let me, but he'd look at the names on the back (it was his 5th grade graduation shirt), and the sleeves were inside out still. ARRGH. Yeah I'm a neat freak...I know.

Tyler (my brother) was working a the baseball camp again. He came up to me, and Billy did, too, and all I have to say is that BILLY IS A MEANIE.

The bus ride back was freaky. Kate got out of the pool late and her hair was soaking her shirt in the back. She was talking to Dan, who was sitting behind us, and Rita was like, "Kate! Stop flirting!" rofl. Dan's hand was on the back of my seat, so I started poking it. I told him to give me a high five but his hand kept going down. rrrr.

After the pm class, we were playing Clue Stories in homeroom. We use the figures from the game Clue and made up our own stories. We took each figure and named each one with a silly name. I made a story, too. I named all the characters after us. Mahwah was the lady in the red dress...good times. I made my story rated G, unlike the rated R movies the other weirdos were making. It was soooo stupid. I made myslef chase Dan around for saying "Hi." ROFL! At the end, they all went to a happy place and lived "happily ever after." I couldn't even tell part of my story because it was so stupid. Dan was like "What was that?"

Me: It was rated G!
Dan: Rated G for "gay"
Me: AND GAY MEANS HAPPY!

I love camp. =)

Camp was SO FUNNY today. There was supposed to be a trip today, and I don't go on trips, but it was postponed for Friday. So, I went!!

There weren't a lot of morning classes going on, so we were in homeroom basically the whole morning. Dan took out Life, and Kate asked me if I wanted to play, along with her, Dan, Ilan, and Ben. I was in the middle of reading The Watsons Go to Birmingham, one of the summer reading books, but I couldn't resist.

Life:

I was so glad that my job was being an artist. Sadly, my salary was $30,000, but I only had to pay $10,000 for taxes. Somehow, I was always landing on spots where I had to give money, so Dan and Kate gave me sorry presents (money). I was sooooo happy, it made me look like I was sugar high, and I'm being pure serious, SUGAR MAKES ME TIRED *cough* Ben *cough*.

One funny moment was when we got children. Kate had twins which she named Angie (it had to do with Angelina Jolie somehow). I had a baby boy, which I named Dexter.

Dan: DEXTER??
Me: Yeah. I'm gonna name my son that. And my daughter will be Sallie.
Dan: SALLIE?
Me: Yeah. Wait, maybe Mallory or Charity.
Kate:...sounds nice.

Trivial Pursuit:

Other Dan, Dan, and I were playing Trivial Pursuit. Well, just because I got answers wrong DOESN'T MEAN I'm dumb, ok? Other Dan called me dumb and I was reeeeally angry. I grabbed my hair and asked, "Does this look blonde?" Mahwah nodded. GRRRR!! I gave him a huge lecture and ignored Dan when he said it was my turn. Luckily, he was smart enough to say something like "You're mad now, aren't you?" I don't really remember his exact words. I was so pissed. Well, he apologized...soo..then everything was normal.


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Before our afternoon class, this kid, Alex, was annoying this REALLY WEIRD AND ANNOYING girl, Michelle. He decided to play a game in which we went around in a circle telling our best friends at camp. He started with me, and I screamed, "EVERYONE!" All the others screamed "Everyone!" too. >= COPYCATS!! Well, when he got to Michelle, she was like, "No one" and it was really funny, but mean, too.

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In arts and crafts, we made a gumball machine. It wasn't really a machine, it was a pot, class bowl, pot stand, and a wooden ball. It was supposed to be for "decoration," but no one glued the top piece together. When I got back to homeroom, I was like, "Who wants to see something cool?" And someone just said, "NO!"

Well, I got to my desk, and took the paper I wrapped the machine in off and they were like OHMYGOD! and they were begging me for gum. Some people that got 1 asked for 2 or 3. Stevie took 3 without asking and I was SO ANGRY!! Gosh, people were begginggggggg me. It was so funny.

I love camp. =)
I'd love it if the Mets beat the Red Sox, too. =)

It was day two at Flair. It was funny, I must say.

Dan went around asking people (or so I heard) if I had an ego. Grrrr. Well, let me put it this way, and I'm not lying, because NLAK NEVER LIES: If I have a story to tell, I'll tell it. I'm independent, and no one can change that.

And, uh, what does it mean when someone says "Get over yourself"?

Well, in Web Design, I made a backgroundddddd. WEB DESIGN IS SO COOL! Ok well my background is Carlos and Lastings when they were about to collide but they didn't...uh...don't ask. I also wanted to put "Bohemian Rhapsody" in my page, so I got downloaded it from ifnimidi.com, but it was only the MUSIC..not the lyrics. So I went up to Mr. Yoak and told him and he said that it was that way because the music was free.... >=( I WANT BOHEMIAN RHAPSODYYYY!!!!

Ok at lunch we went to the pool by the Complex..because..we always do.

On the bus, Kate made me sit in the back with her and we sat in separate seats. She was playing Sweet and Sour. It's when you wave to people, and if they wave, they're sweet, and if they don't, they're sour. Soooo funny..

When we got there, Kate and I sat with Ilan and Dan and...lol...I found pretzels in my bag and I started going bazerko. Dan said, "I have pretzels, too!" ... this world is full of weirdness.

Dan was talking about how much he hated this pool and Memorial Pool, and I was so agreeing (did I spell that right?). He's lucky he gets to go to the CEMENT pool where he lives by...ugh...

As much as he was unsure about going into the pool, Kate probably influenced him. It was reeeally funny. He was freezing, and Joey was going to splash water at him, but Dan ran away..AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

Here's today's Quote of the Day:

"Ok, now it's easier to balance." That was when Dan's feet were covered in sand and he couldn't put his socks on...and then, he was able to BALANCE!!! ^_^ haaa..

This one kid thinks I like Mr. Yoak because I'm a web design freak. I seriously LOOOOVE web design.

My brother works at the baseball camp in the Complex, so when he was taking his lunch break, Kate and I were annoying him..yeahhh

These older kids were invading our spot, so I made us move. I was attacked by FLIES!!! Speaking of attacks, here's a funny moment:

Other Dan and Adam were fighting with the kids from the baseball camp. Then, it got UGLY. It was sooo weird. I don't know what happened, but it happened.

After our second class, back at homeroom, there was a Connect Four fight. FINALLY!! First, it was Ben vs. Kevin, and Ben won. Then, it was Ben vs. Kate, and Ben won. Next, Joey played Ben, and Ben STILL won. I was up next. Could I defeat Ben? Just when Mom came in to get me for my dentist check-up (no cavities =D), I found out I won. I didn't even see! But that's ok, because I defeated Ben. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Ok well that's all bye bye Mister.

Flair was sooo crazy but I loved it. Well at first I didn't know what homeroom I was in, but I had to wait until the end of my first class to find out. =(

My first class was WEB DESIGN!!! which was soooooo much fun. I learned so many crazy things and I am sooo happy. I learned 490382348028340934 color codes, which rocks.

Our grade has two homerooms, so I wanted to be in one with all of my friends. Well, I was in a different homeroom, and we weren't allowed to switch. Tear, tear. We were stuck with some kids from TJ but a bunch of kids from the other school that were completely wacko. We demanded out.

Kevin and John got to switch which was NO FAIR. Kate, Ben and I were asking the head counselor to switch us, and it was impossible at the moment. Luckily, and hour later, we got traded to the other homeroom for 5 other kids. Yay! I was so much happier, but I was glad I didn't do a dance. It would've been embarrassing. I didn't realize it until I left but I left Rita in the other homeroom. =( Sorry, Reeses..

Homeroom was SOOOOO funny. It's too much to explain, but it was pretty weird, also.

My afternoon class was Arts & Crafts.. I know, boring. We took these glass cups and glued pictures onto them. Then, we had to glaze the cups. Now I'll get to drink from a cup with Carlos and Davey on it!!! Haha...

One last thing. Dan thinks I like Mahwah. HAH. Just because I think Mahwah is awesome doesn't mean I like him, ok? Ok. I'm glad to see you understand. =)

Hmm..well...that was my day. I'll talk tomorrow. Bye bye, Mister.

I realized yesterday that I was still a kid at heart, just like what one of my old AIM icons said. Frankly, I don't care if I watch Spongebob or Fairly Odd Parents, play Super Mario World, score a run off my dad when playing MLB 06 the Show at Best Buy, or walk into the Disney Store and start watching the Little Mermaid. (I don't like Disney Channel, but I like regular old Disney.)

Dad and I were bored last night, so we went to one of the like...5 close-by malls and walked around. Despite my hatred for the Disney Channel, I still, however, enjoy classic Disney movies and Characters. For example, I still like Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Pluto, Donald, and all those...animals. We went into the Disney Store, and I began to watch "The Little Mermaid," one of my favorite Disney movies. Then, I moved onto the stuffed animals! =) Gosh.. I have 48239847298347928347923492387492384729 stuffed animals and they WON'T be in my next garage sale. I didn't buy any, though.

We were still bored, so we went to Best Buy at another mall. As we walked around, I saw that MLB '06 the Show was on the PS2. Turns out that it was Mets vs. Cardinals! It was funny to see all my loves digitalized, and it was pretty real-like. I was laughing at how they were standing around doing nothing. Victor Diaz didn't even look like him, and I was getting hysterical. Dad asked me if I wanted to play, so we did.

I was playing for the Mets, and Dad played for the Cardinals. The Mets were winning, 9-1!! ^_^ Ok well Pedro was pitching ^_^ and I struck out all three batters! Go me..I mean, GO PEDRO! =)

It was my turn to bat, and there were already two outs. Jose was batting and somehow I got a hit. Then, Paulie was up, and he got a double and scored a run off Dad!! Wow...I felt so proud that I made the game 10-1. After that, Carlos was batting, and I yelped, "HE'S GONNA HIT A HOMERUN!!" Turns out he struck out looking from a ball that was SOO INSIDE and he was arguing with the umpire. Haha good times.. By the way, Carlos looks really hot when he's computer animated. =)

I also played Super Mario World that day. I haven't played it on my Super Nintendo in such a long time. I can't find my Gameboy Advance SP, which is making me really angry, so I just HAD to play it on there. Since we have that code thingy which enhances our playing, I made Mario invincible, gave him unlimited time, and something else reeeally important. It was just how I liked to play when I was 5 years old, watching my brother, and learning how to play. =) I loved those days..

Well, the Mets lost, which stinks because El Dufus wasn't pitching well and he didn't get ejected but Willie thought he was ejected and... well, you had to watch the game to understand. Tear tear.

Oh well, you'll get 'em today! And in Boston! AND THE BRONXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!

Updatey, 4:13 pm: Carlos is the DH...which rocks!!! Oh snap is he growing another goatee? Don't do this Carlos. Please. There's going to be a buddy of mine taking pictures of you in Boston. PLEEEEEASE SHAVE!! PLEEEASE!!!!


I really wish I could find a picture of it. I reeeeally do. Instead, I'll tell you about it, and it's a good thing if you were watching the game at the top of the 6th inning.

Ok well before I talk about his sexy face, I need to give you a little backup. When I first..eh.."discovered" Carlos on Houston (what stunk was that I was a Yankee fan)in 2004, I didn't tell anyone that I thought he was... you know, cute.

She probably doesn't remember, but one of my friends wanted to find a new baseball crush after dumping Javier Vazquez after... 10 minutes. She put me on the job to find her a new baseball player to like. Who did I come across? Carlos Beltran, of course. Well, she was in the middle of fighting with someone, which probably won "Fight of the Year" that 2005, so I gave up and decided that I could like him. I went wayyyyyy too far.

I guess what I liked about him was his hair. It was highlighted and some of it would flip in front of his forehead, and he would have a little but-not-so-big grin on his face. It gave me chills. ; )

One of the funniest things I ever did in October 2004 was when my class was going on a field trip. We had to bring our own lunch, and I always liked to draw funny things on my paper bags. That October, I tried drawing a train with an Astros symbol thingy on it. On top, I wrote "Riding the Beltrain!" Yeah, it was a corny name for him I heard about, so I decided to steal it. =)

When he was signed with the Metsies in January, I was really angry at Steinmesser. I was also having my birthday tour of Yankee Stadium 11 days following the event. After he signed, I completely forgot he existed. But I guess he got back at me by making a huuuuge blizzard the day of my party. THANKS A LOT, STEINMESSER. You completely ruined my birthday party. And the worst part was that my mother didn't close one of her car's doors. AAGH.

That March, I began reading the fictional book of Survivor: Thailand. Something absolutely ironic happened: There was a guy named Carlos in the book! That brought my whole reason to love him back. I started thinking day and night about whether his hair was curly, wavy, straight, spiked, anything. Yehah. Then I saw in a Mets Blog for the Record that HIS WIFE CUT HIS HAIR!!!!! I was so angry.........wowww.

When April 24 came, I decided that I had to watch the game since it was Carlos's birthday. I guess that's when I became a real Met fan. =)

ANYWAYS...BACK TO MY POINT... his sexy face is when his hair falls in front of his forehead and he gives a slight grin. And those eyes...ohh yesss...those eyes are so brown and big.....wow. Well, if you were watching the game during the top of the 6th inning last night, after Jose Valentin batted, they showed Carlos talking and goofing off in the dugout and...gosh...it was really, really sexy. =)

I love his face. Hah..

Ok well bye bye Mister. I hope you enjoyed the story of how I discovered Carlos. =)

Before I get to anything...

Rita: carlos babetron
Rita: lol
Me: lol
Me: aha
Me: i remember that
Rita: lol

Good times, people...

Anyways, I have questions about how to get all that pretty stuff on the sidebar like Metstradamus has...yeah, Metstradamus, I had to use you as an example. You know, like the Polls he has. I know that they come from websites, but do you like, need a code and paste it into your profile? Exactly. That's why I'm asking.

1: In a post, how do you replace hyperlinks with words?? Ok, let me make that easier. Let's say I want to link Jen's blog. Instead of having to type in http://www.theblogofjennifer.blogspot.com, I would like to type in "Jen's Blog." I don't know how to do it. Yeah, you can say I'm clueless. Well, how do I?

2: I would really like to know how to put music into my blog. Let's say I get the video from videocodezone.com. Do I take the code and paste it into my profile??

3: I also don't know how to put more links into my "Links" section on the sidebar. Every time I click the Edit-Me, I get this page that says it can't be found. HELPPPP!!

4: My buddy Toasty Joe has that funny Mole Fact List on his sidebar. Well, Toasty Joe, how do I make lists like that?

5: Still referring to Toasty Joe, he has those pitcures and icons at the bottom of his sidebar. You know, that Sopranos icon and the Mets icon and the pitcure of Joe Torre. Well, how do I get that on MY sidebar?

6: Once again, it's about Toasty Joe.. Ok well at the top of his page he has that little Bobblehead thingy and the Sandwich picture. Well, uh, what's that, and how do I get it on MY page?

Ok yeah well that's all my questions for now. PLEEEEASE ANSWER.

Me.

The perfect time for me to skip around the house: ruined. The perfect time to go 10.5 games ahead of the Phillies: ruined. The perfect time to brag about Llama Wagner's save:

What save? He rarely gives saves. Ok, so maybe that was a little over the top, but he's not as good as he was last year. Doesn't he like playing for the Mets? If he does, then he needs to pitch well again. I don't care about finger injuries and such. If I want to win, I'll get that win whether you care or not.

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Jose Rey Rey hit the cycle! Gosh I am proud. Uhh..yeah..ok yeah..

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Just a simple question -- does anyone know how to get music on here?? Uggh pleeease say yes.

Remember, this is ALL OPINION.

I went to Metsblog after I returned from getting my braces tightened (once again, they are orange and blue). There was a link to a Newsday article by this guy that's going to be writing for si.com soon. Well, I don't think he'll do a very good job there because he made three found errors in his article...about Carlos.

The errors are not in order because I'm listing them from least annoying to most annoying.

Error #1:

"Beltran once agreed to buy a $3-million condo on tony Beekman Place, ..."

Ok, well, I don't see why he didn't capitalize Tony in Tony Beekman, even though I have no idea who he is. The little things annoy me, I know. You don't have to scream.

Error #2:

"Beyond the contract and his place on People's best-looking list, ..."

Arrgh. It's People's 100 Most Beautiful People List, not People's best-looking list, WITHOUT CAPITALS. Goshhh...

And finally, Error #3, the one that annoys me SO MUCH it's unbelievable:

"He had the home built for him, his wife, Rebecca, ..."

OH. MY. GOD. HIS WIFE'S NAME IS JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!! How does he not know that? I was so angry when I saw that. I went to Jen and told her I'd crack about that for days. I am soooo pissed at that it's not even funny. If it really is, err, "Rebecca," I am going to screw up Carlos's fanbase because the only way that could be possible is if he divorced Jess and somehow got married within three months. IMPOSSIBLE, I TELL YA, IMPOSSIBLE!! And I hate divorced people. =)

If this is true, the article said he has two...uhh...don't think he's gay, pleeease, ... how do I say this... POODLES. One's name is Zion and the other is...Toy. Either he likes strange names or he has a mental problem. I'm sad about how he doesn't have his monkeyyyy. He needs a llama. Billy! Finish your bullpen session and GIVE CARLOS ONE OF YOUR ALPACAS!!

Also, I'm a good friend of one of the girls that works at the Land and Sea (you know, the diner with the good eggs) and she said she's going to Boston next week with her cousin to see the Mets play the Red Sox. Where are they sitting, you asked? Behind home plate. =) We're all just jealous, aren't we? I told her to take lots of pictures of Carlos and she WILL, I tell ya, she WILL.

Well... that's all of my ranting for today. Bye bye Mister...

Today I got a little visit from Jen. She brought pictures of the last day of school over. The Mr. A picture of him and a bagel is SUPERCREDULOS. But what's more important is when I kissed my teddy whose name is Carlos..! He's cuddly, ya know.

Jen and I went to msn.com and searched pictures of Carlos. Yehah. We're crazy. And we like it. Anyways, some pictures were soo random and funny. By the way, we have a new inside joke. We like to call it...

LOOKY UPPY!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gooooood times. >>>>

I wonder what he's looking at. =) I love his random self

And for food, we ate muffiiiiiiiiiiiiins from Weight Watchers. She liked it..! lol

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I got my brother to get me the article on Carlos from espn.com since he's an insider. Yeahhh, I love him. Ok well, turns out Jose Valentin called Carlos SMALL and SKINNY when Jose's brother and Carlos played Little League. Uh, small and skinny? He's kinda fatter now, don't you think so? But whatever, I love the kind of fat he is. =)

To quote Mr. Will-You-Be-My-Valentin-I-Don't-Think-So-Because-You're-Really-Ugly, he said "He didn't know how to control himself. If he struck out or went 0-4. he'd kind of lose his temper. But he wanted to be a great baseball player so bad."

That's my stubborn Taurean. =)

Well, nighty night, Mister.

Jen: jess = cool
Me: jess = my best friend

See? Jen and I have our Aquarius moments. Don't ask who Jess is or why we started that topic. I'm not really sure why because it was last night. Whatever it was, I was laughing my head off. She's even coming over my house today, and together we are going to create TOTAL CHAOS!! Ok, back to the story..

I asked Jen who I was going to marry (you know, when I get married) and she said Carlos. Well, I can't marry Carlos. He's already married. And I think his wife is pretty darn awesome - she has nice hair. =) I think that's how I got into the whole thing about her sooo yehahh..

During that same time period, I was completely bored. I decided to go to Google and search for Carlosness with Jen. I IMed her to search the Web for him while I did Images. It was fuuuuun. The stuff she gave me was completely random. While I was going over pictures that I saw five months ago, there was one unfamiliar picture.

Hopefully, our garage sale at Granny's house will be on an off day..!! I want a flipping picture with him so bad it's not even funny. I am completely jealous. - Don't ask. It's kind of an insider.

I can't wait to talk about what Jen and I do. lol!

Bye bye Mister.

I was so right about how there really is an Evil Anna. She completely owned us, but I'm not worried. We're still in first place by like, 100 games.

Why did Kris Benson's FIRST EVERR homerun have to be against Pedro? What did Pedro ever do to Kris...or Anna? Yes, I know, I ask a lot of questions, but I don't care!

Well, it's Father's Day. I wish you all a happy one.

I think January 20 should be a national holiday because that's my birthday.

Ok bye bye Mister.

*plays introduction of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony*

Here we go, boys. Will the Evil Anna haunt us?

I think she already scared Paulie off.

Paulie says, "Oh my God! Mrs. Claus is supposed to be fat!"

Well, Anna has a fat mind, so I guess it's close. I'm not sure if Mrs. Claus is fat because I'm Jewish...GO ME!! =)

I never really thought Kris With-A-K Benson was a good pitcher. Heck, I didn't think that of Zampoopy or Steve either. I didn't even trust Tommy last year. I only trusted Pedro, and he's pitching tonight! But since Pedro isn't getting wins OR losses, what do you think will happen?

Well, now I trust Pedey, Tommy, and Duquie, but I can't trust Alayyyy or Steve. I WANT BRIAN!

What happened to our offense, too? I'm looking at you, Carlos. Yehah, I'm watching youuu.

Aww, man. Carlos is mad at me. =_( tear tear.

I love you, Carlosy, and I don't care what anyone says..

Ok, my moment is over.

Well yeahhh..

Bye bye, Mister.

Today, I did nothing. But I did organize what I wanted and what I didn't want from the school year.

My brother was going to take me to see Nacho Libre, but his high school baseball coach called a practice...garrr. I don't really want to see it. It would've given me something to do.

Well...losmets.com is fun. I don't understand anything.

And uhh..WELCOME BACK GARY!! =)

On Metsblog there was a link to this thingy called On the DL...lol....Paulie, Davey, Cliffy, and the assistant trainer man are PARTY ANIMALS. And I don't trust David Wright anymore!! Gosh I love how Carlos is married =)

Uh yeahhh..well bye bye Mister!

Today was my last day of school, which was a half day. =( I'm gonna miss school. I felt like it was my 2nd home, and now I'm gonna be really confused tomorrow.

Well, I'll tell you what happened in period order.

Period 1: Mr. K brought in his karaoke (is that how it's spelled?) machine. I wanted to sing something, but there wasn't anything I really knew. Mr. K was sooo funny...he was singing, too. I'll miss him.

Periods 2 and 3: We had a breakfast thingy which was really boring...yeahh...

Period 4: We watched "the Incredibles"... oh yeah and Mr. Fisher sang the shaving cream song... YAY!!

Period 5: We watched "Shrek" in French...like litterally in French, the language...lol. Mariah had pictures from the bowling trip and this one picture of Mr. A was soooo funny...weirdoo. We got to take some of our projects home. My favorite French project was the La Famille project. I had mostly my mom's side of the family. Ok, only my mom's side. I also put Tommy as one of my uncles, Carlos as one of my cousins, and David as one of my brothers. I got an A+..go me..!

Period 6 and 7: We hung around and Jen and I made collages...it was soo much fun. I took a picture from some..baseball equipment magazine thingyyy...of Carlos, and he looked angry and Jen got sad soo lol. Then, I took a bat from an American Girl magazine and taped it on Carlos's hand, so he was holding a glove AND a bat, and the bat said "slugger" on it...lol.

When 6th period was over the bell/ tone rang/sounded and Joey was like "WOOOHOOO NO MORE SCHOOL!" or something like that and Ms. P's like "Relax, Joey, there's still another period." Then later, the our principal was giving our final afternoon announcements, and when he was done Joey went crazy again and we had like.. 15 minutes left. He's crazy, but I'm gonna miss him. I'm gonna miss EVERYONE!!

I hope you enjoyed my school story. I wonder who will be in my homeroom next year...

Carlos...I am so proud of you! I guess you heard my ranting and screaming. I guess you want me to come to Shea, after all. Well, I'll talk to my dad about it when he gets back from France.

I didn't get to see Carlos's beautiful face (and my friend, Molly the Mole, lol) until I got back from my brother's game. I was singing "Enter Sandman" but since I don't know the tune, I was just hollering "ENTER SAAAANDMAAAN ENTER SAAAANDMAAAN!!" Soo yeah..

CARLOS I AM SO FLIPPING HAPPY THANK GOD YOU'RE CHIN IS STILL THERE...

Why is everyone obsessed with Carlos's mole? It's like...something that's getting to me...lol. It's funny, but I don't know where all the jokes started.

Yeahhh...

TOMORROW IS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YYYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!

Since it's a half day, I'll be home just in time for the Mets game!

It's not long before we, or I, approach the last day of school, which is on Thursday. I'm gonna miss all of my teachers and my friends, even though some will be at Flair in the summer.

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Quote of the day:
"That guy looks like Carlos!...Wait...That IS Carlos!"

This was the blondest thing I have ever said in my life. I was at Jen's house today because she needed to get pictures from he camera onto her laptop, so I brought my wire, but I couldn't find the opening.

Well, she was like, "What should I type?" And I told her to go to Yahoo and look for Carlos pictures. Well, we got to this one picture where he was Kansas City-itized, and I was like, "That guy looks like Carlos." Well, that's when I said, "Wait...That IS Carlos!" I was soo blond... and I'm a brunette soo..yeah.

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Jen wanted to go to IMDb, so I let her. She decided to look at today's birthday, then I asked her to search for my birthday (January 20) and then Carlos's birthday (April 24). She clicked on the Carlos link, and she said "Do you want to see his trivia?" but I thought "I don't think he has a trivia." Then, she clicked MORE!! lol..

The best thing I found out was the day Carlos got married. I was soooo excited. I knew his anniversary was in November since I know his life story. Yeah, well, just remember that November flipping 6th is a holiday. But I think THE MOLE GUY (you know who you are) will only sing a song about how Carlos's mole needs to get married...lol.

Well...yeahhh

Tootles peoplearoni.

The bowling trip was SO MUCH fun! The most ironic part was that Ro's bowling team was next to our lane. See, each team was assigned a team number. Mine was 28, and his was 29. That meant we were on the same bus.

The bus ride was so much fun. That's where the Campfire Song Song started. If you don't know what the CSS is, it's a song that was sang by Spongebob on an episode of his when he, Squidward, and Patrick were camping...in the front yard.

Dan, Ruth, and I were singing it soooooo much during the trip. It was like, song of the day, which brings me to quote of the day:

"RED SOX SUCKKKKK!!" - Dan, Ro, and me

This happened when I reached another truce with Ro, and it convinced Dan into making a truce with me. We agreed to talk about baseball without mentioning the Mets or Yankees, since we are rivals in that category. This brought me to say "I hate the Braves" and they said "I hate the Red Sox!" I hate the Red Sox, too, because they're all fat, and we hollered, "RED SOX SUCKKKKK!!"

My highest score was a 95, which was in the second game, and I got 3rd place.. =(... but whatever. I'm still a good bowler. I offered Mr. A a cookie, but he wouldn't take it. Well, that's ok.

After the trip, we went in the back of the school near the fields for ICE POPS!! I had grape. The kids at Milnes were having their fifth grade picnic, but Mr. K wouldn't let us say hi to our teachers, and I was like...really angry. It was fun, though. I asked Mr. K if he wanted to learn a song, but I didn't care. I made Ruth go find Dan so he could conduct us, but he was busy playing around. Goshhhhhh.

School ended. I had to clean out my locker completely, because locks are being collected tomorrow. Ok, I had 3 HEAVYHEAVYHEAVY bags. Backpack, a bag Ms. Pizzuta gave me to put some of the stuff in, and my gym bag. I was about to give up, but since Mom was picking me up, I made her carry the stuff to the car when I got there.

All around? Fun day.

Ok, remember how I said today is Jose Rey Rey's birthday?

Well, he certainly is a party animal.

The camera was on Jose in the dugout and he was like, fooling around. You know what else he did? He blew a kiss!!! LMAOO!!! Yeah, Jose, I love you too!

Do you love Jose? You better, because he RUNS!!!

And he leads the National League in stolen bases! WOOOOOT!!!

Sorry...

Well Pedro got a win, and my love drove in four runs. Eli Marrero came in for him later in the game. *Sighs* He's kinda cute, actually, for a 32-year-old.

Oh, I have a canker sore. =_( How sad.

We have our grade trip today..BOWLING!!! Gosh I'm gonna rockkk.

Well, tootles.

Uh, hello Yankees and Red Sox fans: seven out of eight positions are all being led by either a Yankee or a Red Soxer. You don't want your team playing with your rival team, do you? I didn't think so.

Ok, I need to get to the point. It's not an all-star game if only people from two teams are playing. Right? Riiight? I knew I was right. It's not fair and not all of the actually best people are playing. Why is Robinson Cano in first place for 2bs? Shouldn't that be like........someone else? I think Troy Glaus plays 2nd base...or is that first base? I'm not sure. Just DON'T play only Yankees and Red Sox; make it fair.

For the National League, Paulie Lo Duca is in first place. Yay!! He's ahead of Mike Piazza (traitor). Mike Piazza never got anyone caught stealing, so GO PAULIE!!! Carlos, Carlos, Davey, and a bunch of others are all in second place, unlike Jose ReyRey (who's birthday is today!), who is in third place for shortstop. Let's wish them all the best of luck.

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Alayyyyyyy... I knew you were going to do something all along! As much as I miss Brian, you are actually pretty good. A two hitter? In only your second Major League win? That is by far amazing! You are so cool.

Remember last year when the Mets crushed the D'backs and won the series 4-0? Well, who's to say that won't happen again?

I know, I'm random.

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE!!!

See this man? This man is Albert Pujols. He has been leading the ML with 8394382947238472983749234 homeruns. Sadly, he has strained his right oblique muscle, and he has been put on the disabled list for quite some time.

What does this all mean? Come October, we will need to find a new National League Most Valuable Player. Well, at least that's what the Record said. If Poooojols isn't performing into the year, Carlos, yes, the guy with the goatee, may become a candidate.

So, 17 homeruns, and last year, his 16th didn't until September. SEVENTEEN!! That's how old my brother is! I am very proud of my boy, but what in the name of llamas isn't making him shave?!

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There are only 3.5 days of school left. Thank God. If you don't know why I put the .5, it's because on Thursday we have a half day. Don't ask. This world is strange.

Our grade trip is on Monday to the bowling alley near Vander Plaat, and we got to pick our own teams. I signed up with Kate and Amanda. They also have this guy named Ryan, but I kinda know him because he sits near my lunch table. I also got Tyler H and Ruth to be on our team. I'm really glad that our parents get to bring our balls because I seriously have problems if I don't bowl with my Mickey Mouse ball which has "Nikki" carved into it. I'm used to the weight of that ball, and it's how I get all of my 7s, 8s, 9s, spares, and occasionally, strikes.

In gym, we're almost done with our bowling lesson. My team just finished a game yesterday. Since no one on my team has like, ever bowled in their life, I won by a score of 86. I made a huge comeback, with two spares and a strike.

The day isn't over, so there will be plenty more to let out. Tootles.

KAZ MATSUI = GOOONEEEE!

The Mets traded Kazzy for some dude named Eli Marrerro or something like that.. well I'm just glad that I don't have to look at Kaz's creepy face anymore..!!!

Since Eli is a utility persondude like Chris Woodywardy, does that mean my other love, Andy Hernandy, will come back?

God, I don't care about herniated disks, just bring Andy back! I took that picture when I was at Shea on April 14... a rain delay...lol. And omg, Brian Bannister, aka Ban Ban, needs to come back, too! Hamstring, Shmamstring, I really could care less.

Ok, my brother has a game at Dean Martino field at the high school for summerball, and I reeeally wish it was at Vander Plaat. A lot.

I also wish that Carlos would S-H-A-V-E SHAVE SHAVE SHAVE!

Leave comments..please..

Meet my new friend, Paulie Lo Duca. He is an Aries and sticks up for every pitcher known to mankind. He lived in Arizona. And, I don't care about his goatee, even though he would look better without one. And also, he's SHORT!, but not as short as Andy Hernandy, who I want to come baaaaack. =(

Mets won 7-1 and El Doo stayed on the mound for uh, how long, NINE INNINGS! Carlos hit a homerun, but I don't think it should count because he's not shaving

This next picture goes out to a certain "friend" of mine.

LOOK IT'S THE MOLE! OH MY GOD! IT HAS IT'S OWN CONGRESS! IT'S SO BIG! AAH! IT'S GONNA EAT ME! SOMEONE HELP! QUICK!

Oh my God. It's a flipping part of human nature! His whole face makes me smile. =) Yeah, it's from last year, when Willie had the clipped moustache rule. RIP, clipped moustache rule. =_(

Sometimes, we all need to complain.

Sometimes, we need to tell Willie to start using his clipped moustache rule again!

Carlos, please look like the man you were a week ago! You were so beautiful, so easy to stare at, and now, you're a monster. You've grown a tarantula on your chin, and it's poisonous. It makes you look like Derek Jeter, who you know I hate. It makes you look like you smoke, and I know you don't because there's no hole in your throat.

I love your big body texture, and I can't look at it anymore because of the way your face has been built up. Go take a look at People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful. I think you'll find what you once were: So bold, so rocky, so clean.

As Mr. Fisher sings from the Shaving Cream Song: Shave every day and you'll always look clean!

Yeah, Carlos, even though your three-day stubbles were attractive, you should still SHAVE every day.

Lucky for you Carlos: At the game I went to, you didn't shave because I could tell from my PICTURES! You're luckyyyy I didn't see it earlier...rain delay.

I miss your face Carlos. I'll cry until you shave it if I have to!

I have a math final and a music test today... wish me luck.

U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBY YOU UGLY! YEAA YEAHH YOU UGLY!!

He almost killed himself again, making a diving catch hit by JD Drew. Omg, JD is the name of this crazy kid in my school... sorry, random moment.

Well, Carlos, you guys lost, so isn't time to go back to being non-superstitious and to SHAVE? God, Carlos. You are uuuuglyyyyy and I hate saying that to you because on my wall I have 893472934 pictures of you and I looked at one and said that you were beautiful but then I remembered you're ugly and this is a run-on sentence so I am going to stop.

Good News: The Mets lost, which means Carlos will shave.

Bad News: Pedro lost, and he's losing his pitchyness.

This world despises me.

AAAAH!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG EW EW EW EW EW OMGOMG EW EW EW CARLOS...YOUR FACE...IT'S...ugly.

That's what happens when you don't shave!!

I know I don't believe in devils, but, could HE be the devil?

And what's with his pointer finger sticking out? These are signs, people, SIGNS!!!!

I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad for Jessica right now. Hun, I am so sorry for you. If you're a Sagittarius then I think you should speak the truth when it's a bad time like you Sagittarians do *cough* Mom *cough.*

If I were you, I would take a razor in the middle of the night and shave it. If he wakes up, give him sleeping powder. Or get that hypnotist from Shawnee Mountain like my brother told me.

I think I'd get an A+++++ in Firm-Wifeology 101. Or Carlosology 115. Hahahahaha I crack myself up! Omg...I'm turning into Mr. A.

Well, I can teach you about worm reproduction. That's right, I said WORMS!

Hee hee...

And in-vitro. I asked Mr. A (a kid asked me to ask him) if worms could do in-vitro and everyone's like "Huh?" but he said it's possible.

And gosh, is Carlos ever gonna have a baby? We can't wait forever, Carlos deary, so uh..yeah...like I said, "WORMS!" But you don't have both sperm and eggs so it's not really like worm reproduction. But, it's still reproduction, sooo...yeahh.

We're not really like earthworms. We don't have a crop or a gizzard, but we DO have a PHARYNX!! That's another word for throat. We also don't have four hearts, but it would certainly be easier to live if we had four hearts. We also don't have an anus.

Omg, you thought I was serious? OF COURSE we have an anus!!! But we don't poop out casts. We poop out POOP! lol I'm on a roll today.

I can name 10 good reasons why Carlos doesn't need a goatee.

Now it's time for...

10 Good Reasons Why Carlos Doesn't Need a Goatee! =)

1. It makes him look unattractive.
2. He looks 32 and not 16.
3. I don't like it.
4. Jen BETTER NOT like it.
5. It WILL make him lose money.
6. It WILL make him lose his "Oh my god I love his sexy chest and face" fanbase. And yes, some girls do like him, even though it's not heard of.
7. His wife will need to undergo mental help.
8. He will be depressed because his wife will leave him.
9. He won't remember how to shave.
10. He'll have to retire because he'll be treated like the Barry Bonds on Non-Shaving Pills.

Well, that's all I have time for today! Tune in next time for another 10 Reasons List! Tootles!

Well, we got our Summer Reading Packets today. For this summer, we only have a written assignment, not that included with a poster or something.

I feel lucky to be in regular English next year because I don't have to read some Shakespeare-related book and wait until the first day to get the reading assignment. However, I'm angry that I'm not in enrichment English because WILL is. Arrgh.

Quote of the Day: "You have a brother named Carlos!" -Me

This Quote of the Day relates to the part we were reading in English in Among the Hidden today.

Among the Hidden takes place in the future. In the future, there's a law that says that the child limit is two. Luke, the main character, is a third child, and he needs to be hidden forever. One day, he figures out that a new family across the street from him has a third child. He sneaks out of his house and into the other family's house and meets a girl named Jen, the third child.

You should all know about my good friend, Jen. Well, since she has a character with her name in the book, we pretend that she's the Jen in the book, even though that's really childish.

Getting back to my point, the Jen girl talks about this guy named Carlos, and I suspected he was one of the Jen girl's brothers, so I whispered to Jen, "YOU HAVE A BROTHER NAMED CARLOS!" It was seriously the Quote of the Day material.

In other news...

Today is 6/6/06, as everyone knows. Why is everyone so hyped about this devil and saying that we're all gonna die? Well, if the people in the last 6/6/06 died, why would WE be here? Also, Jews don't believe in devils, so I'm safe.

Well, something 6/606 related was when we were doing this worksheet in English with errors in a paragraph. There were 18 errors, and Joey figured out that 6+6+6=18. How freaky is that?

Well, Pedro's pitching tonight at 10. Let's all pray that Carlos shaves.

I saw Chris Capuano pitch...tee hee.

Ok, Vander Plaat was SO MUCH FUN! I saw a lot of people there, including some friends playing soft/baseball and people eh..walking around.

And now I know I'm really psychic because I had the strangest feeling that I'd see Kattee and Ruta there, and I was right! Well my mom was talking to them both about sports, which was completely random, and I think my mom influenced Kattee into cheerleading. Maybe, maybe not, I'm not sure, just don't think anything unnecessary.

I heard from this one team's homework that they had to watch the Red Sox vs Yankees game. Ugh, if I were one of those boys I'd get vicious.

And, Tyler Y wanted cheese fries from the snack bar and they weren't coming (and I gave him 50 cents..) and I was like "THEY'RE COOKING!"

People these days..

Well, then there was the Mets game.

4-1 we ended as the winning team, thanks to Alay Soler. But I don't really feel like a winner *cough* Carlos *cough.* God, Carlos. You can shave your stubble but keep a goatee? That is so stupid, man. I liked you better when you looked 16 and not 32. =) I hope you saw that, love, I HOPE YOU SAW THAT!

The time has come for Vander Plaat Field and I to rejoice! I have so many memories at the Complex. From good ol' Zuckerman now to Vander Plaat. Once my brother won't be there anymore in about a year, I'm gonna miss it so much.

I always loved to ride my scooter with my little friends around the track to the snack bar buying food. Memories, memories. I also saw people I knew sometimes. What adventures!

Well, the first summerball game is today over down there. I seriously cannot wait. I miss it soooo much. I hope the snack bar is open..! If it's not I'll just walk up to the bowling alley...lol.

Tootles, and wish me good fortune!

Before we get to anything, I have today's Quote of the Day (qotd)

"She's so retarded! How can she still think that? Oh yeah, because she IS retarded!"

It's only funny because of the way it was said..

Anyways, Xaves visited the clubhouse yesterday. Gosh, I am one happy camper. When he had his appendecNADY, I was like, "What the llama?" It was SO random. I didn't even know he got hit by a pitch.

How the heck did Gary Carter have an appendectomy? That's even randomer. Is it like, going around the clubhouse or something? What if Carlos has an appendectomy...I think he should show off his scar and be like Madeline when she had her appendix taken out!

I love that show. In the beginning of the year, we had to watch the movie in French. It was SO much fun.

You know, I'm going to miss school, actually. Entertaining English classes, Mr. A's corny jokes, etc etc.

Well, I'll be back later, posting about how much I can't wait for the first summerball game.

extra innings...oh park.

Bot 8th inning: DAVID ALLEN WRIGHT. God you make me smile.

Top 8th inning: Thanks a lot, Duaner Sanchez. Bring back Juan Padilla!

6th inning: WOOOO!! WOOOO! LASTINGS MILLEDGE = YAY! WOO!

4th inning: Aww, look at Carlos with Cliffy and Ramony. HE'S SO CUTE!!! =P_-_-_ <-- me drooling.


2nd inning: DAVEY! THANK YOU! It's 1-0...sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.


1st inning: Carlos looks like he's growing a goatee and a stubble at the same time...is that even possible? He looks really bad...tear tear. PLEASE SHAVE. Shave every day and you'll always look clean.

UPDATEY: Carlos will be starting in center field today. Halleujah!

Oh, Carlos, don't you feel better after pinch hitting and walking yesterday? And stretching around while leading at first base? I bet you do. Now, you say your little knee is improving, so make sure your wife is still carrying you, AND GET BACK SO YOU CAN GET MORE HOMERUNS THAN ALBERT PUJOLS AND INTO THE ALL STAR GAME AND THE HOMERUN DERBY AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Ok, well, I had a really weird dream last night. So, you know nicotine and caffiene, right? Well in my dream caffiene was called "nicotine." So, there was an article in the Record about Carlos's..eh..childhood and teenagerness and stuff, and it said he was addicted to the "nicotine" in Coke and he had to drink it all the time.

Weeeeird dream.

I was at my uncle's and aunt's house for no reason, just to visit, I guess, and we were watching the end of Game 1, since it was a doubleheader. We saw Carlos in the dugout and I got my freak on..! Uncle Donald was like, "Did he dye his hair blond?" and I'm like, "No. It's highlighted." Then, I told the story of how his wife cut his hair and...yeah. =)

I think Uncle Donald said his hair got longer. Well, it didn't. There's just more of it.

Uh..yeahhh..

Well maybe I'll post something better later. Tootles.

I highly need to give propies to Carlos's wife because she helped him up some stairs...well that's what the Record said that he said that...argh I'm just confusing myself. Anyway thanks for being a trustworthy wife, unlike some people *cough* Anna Benson *cough.*

Well, yesterday's game was postponed. Thanks, Mother Nature. I am somehow angry at Carlos for being happy that the game was canceled. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN? Nothing, really. It's all in the knee. God, he's like, an old man. What if his wife was an old lady? That couldn't do too much good. And what if they both had knee AND BACK problems? Arthritis here we come..

Well back to the HAPPY stuff about my Carlos. Uh, have you ever been five cups of coffee perked up, or in brain overdrive?

Mets.com:

Still groggy from only a few hours' sleep the day after a night game, and only speaking to the media because he was the previous night's hero, the outfielder's eyes suddenly perked up. Like, five cups of coffee perked up. His brain went into overdrive.

then...

Initially, he looked as if he wanted to say, "stupid, stupid question," but instead he forced a fake smile and responded, "Do you like being booed? Nobody likes being booed, next question."

That is one of my FAVORITE Carlos quotes. I will be using that quote every time someone acts mean to me.

Ok, now for a Carlos Delgado quote on how New York is different than like...a lot of places.

"I come here to play baseball. That's my job," Delgado said. "It's a bigger stage, but the same game."

Oh my God. Did he like, take music class with Mr. Fisher? This is SO related to Theme & Variation, a style thingy of music. You take a song, and just rearrange the instruments and stuff, but it's still the same song. Just like what Delgy said, it's a bigger stage, but it's the SAME game.

Yeah. You're jealous because Puerto Ricans are more intelligent than you.

Aren't I right? Like David Wright? Well, he's still American, so I wouldn't dare continue with this sentence, even though I don't have one.

Well, I'm going to Olive Garden today to celebrate my cousin's 15th birthday which is on Wednesday.

Tootles...I think.

One of the best moments today was during science. The 5th graders from one of the schools (not naming) came to take the tour of our school..! Well, when they came into the science room, Mr. A was showing them what was for lunch. ...EARTHWORMS!!! YUMMY YUMMY!!! Well the 5th graders were scared...a lot. We will be dissecting earthworms soon.

Then, we were bored, so Mr. A goes to the new phone and calls one of the teachers and says "You're pizza's ready!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLLLOLLOLOL!! Then, he called Mr. K and we all screamed, "HI MR. K****L!" (not giving last names). We also called Mrs. N and screamed "HI MRS. N***N!" HAH!!

In gym we couldn't go into the gym because the floors were being redone. Well, we were going to go outside for kickball, but it was RAINING! So we went to the auditorium where we originally were. We saw MR. A!!!!! Mariah and I kept trying to say hi to him, but he wouldn't see us. Gosh, Mr. A, I can't trust you!

Today we had our poetry cafe. It was soooo funny. I went first because my mom was there like...early, and I ALWAYS go first, right, Jen? Ha ha. Anyway, I brought Rice Krispie Treats... =). The brownie's Joey's mom made we GOOOOD. =D Ha ha. Too bad Jen didn't eat. Her desk was the desk where everyone poured soda.

One funny moment was when Ms. P wanted to move the Sprite bottle. Jen refused and Ms P was like "Are you kidding me?"

Also, when I was presenting one of the poems I wrote, I said it was dedicated to someone very special in my life, and Will shouted "Carlos Beltran!" =)

Don't forget when Joey wanted a hat, and he used his empty cup. =) It kept falling off...!!

After the cafe, I had three Rice Krispie Treats left. I wanted to give them out to people, so I went up to Dan and asked him if he wanted it. He obviously, just like a lot of other people, shoved his hand into the box like a little kid at a candy store. Then, I went up to Amber (idk why..) and gave one to her. Well, I only had one left. So I was in back of Pete and I asked him if he wanted it, but this other kid was near him, but Pete took the last one and the other kid was really sad.

Well Dan said he had to go meet with Jacques, who's real name is Adam, but Mr. K nicknamed him Jacques (Don't ask, you had to be there. I can explain it if you ask). That was funny, because I'm like "Jacques?" and then I'm like "OH, ADAM!" Well, everything was fine until Ro came to his locker. Dun dun dun. I didn't want to see him there because I knew he'd think I like Dan. Ugh, here we go again. The first thing he said to me was "Paul Cezanne." It was a major uh-oh. I went away after a little conversation, and when I was walking, he yelled, "You like Dan!" and I yelled back "No I don't!"

Well, I IMed Jen and...

Me: ro thinks i like dan
Jen: you do
Me:i dont
Me: as a friend yes
Jen: deep down inside, nicole

Haha. As if. We'll see what happens if I even get a deeper side...which I do...Carlos...*wink wink*

Well, my Social Studies group is coming to work on our project later. I wonder how this will turn out *cough* Brandon *cough*.

Tootles.

The day got weirder as it rolled along. By the time I got to French, we still had to finish presenting our Bastille Day reports. Well, Mariah had to find hers, so I was also looking around at the other reports. Because I know Dan's French name, I saw his sticking out, and I took it.

There I opened the report and saw two words: Paul Cezanne. I was creeped out by far. When I told Ro before we had to watch a powerpoint, he asked me, "Do you like Dan?" Obviously, I said, "No."

This, however, brings me back to a memory while we still had Rec. bowling.

Dan has been going to the crane with all the little candies inside it. One day, maybe in January, I saw him walking with Smarties and I asked him if I could have them. Well, after thinking, he gave it to me. The following weeks, I asked him if he could get me Smarties and he usually had luck.

Either in late January or early Febuary or March or something, Tyler proposed that he was going to quit, either because of my perkiness or some other reason, maybe because he was having a bad day at bowling. I walked up to Dan and told him, and he demanded that Tyler should stay. Well, Dan tried, but Tyler's response was "GET THE F*** AWAY FROM ME!" and Dan and I ran away screaming. That was one of the FUNNIEST bowling moments ever.

That's also the day when I decided to poke him. Remember our poke fights, Dan? Ha ha. Well, he asked me what I just did, and I told him that I poked him. He poked me back, and for a few weeks it was like nicotine. We were addicted to it.

Some people knew that we were, eh, poking around. Well, Magda thought that I liked him, or vise versa. We both laughed about it and told her, and other people, that there was no flirting around here.

Well, things pretty much got under control after early April or March or WHATEVER. Nothing much seemed to happen, really. Uh, yeah...


Back to today's rant: Dan and I did the same person for our report unknowingly. Do you know how ironic this is? It is. Very. This can mean stuff. A lot of stuff. To me, don't laugh, this seems like Aquarian Destiny. What I mean by that is that since we're both Aquariuses, we can have a lot in common, like being Aquariuses. Either that, or it could just be coincidential. But no one said you can't use a what if.

NO.
NONONO..
BAD CARLOS
HOW DARE YOU?

Just when things were all la dee da dee da, foul balls had to come along. I can't believe this happened, although he looked cute when he was lying there like that.

Carlos, if you're reading this... I miss you... =___( a lot.

A better post will come throughout the day.