Monday, July 31, 2006

 

I HATE OMAR.

GARR.

YOU NEVER TRADE XAVIER NADY. EVER. HE AND I WERE BFFS. I HATE YOU! I DON'T CARE IF WE GET FRANCISCO LIRIANO (ok well..). YOU NEVER TRADE XAVIER NADY. WHO'S GONNA BE IN RIGHT FIELD? GRRRR...NOT VICTOR DIAZ, I BEG. HE'S UGLY.

Ok. I'm done screaming.

In other news...

Roadlos is co-NL POTW with Chase Utley. Let me ask you something. How do you spell "MVP candidate?"

Give up?

Answer: C-A-R-L-O-S-B-E-L-T-R-A-N.

That was too easy. Anyone with
this kind of body deserves to be named MVP. Badly. You know you like that. And if you're a guy..tisk, tisk.

Ok you're probably thinking I need some sleep.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

 

I Was at Camp Day, Be So Jealous.



I wasn't with a camp, I was with my friends from another town and their cousin. It was sooooooo much fun. We only stayed till the 9th inning, so we missed the win in the 10th.


I wish Professor Reyes gave us a Spanish lesson about chicken. And when I took the picture, he closed his eyes. Grrrr. I HATE MY CAMERA BEING SO SLOW! But the zoom is great.

We got really nice lower deck seats. The last time I would see Carlos bat was when I went down behind home plate and caught
him on deck and batting right handed. Well, for some of you, it's a good thing for his mole. It's a good thing for me because I can see his face!

Jen was there, too, but I didn't see her. Too bad she was with a camp and had to sit in the upper deck. Tisk, tisk.

I also wish Cliff played. It would be nice to hear the Sanford & Son song. Hee hee......

I ended up taking about 50 pictures and probably 3/4 of them were of Carlos. In one picture it looked like he was going bald. I think Granny looked at me weird when I said he was 29.

On the way there, when we passed Yankee Stadium, Amanda gave it the finger. LMAO!! Good times.

Speaking of good times, they were doing this cheer for Professor Reyes that was like "Jose Jo-seeeee Jose Jo-seeee" and I've never heard it before. Good times, still.

My point is that the game was great. BE JEALOUS!!!!!!111!!!one!!!!!

Saturday, July 22, 2006

 

Defensive Domination


I have big news.


Ok, two big newses.


1: The Mets won, with what I'd say is Defensive Domination. IN YOUR FACE! You all remember that rob by Cliffy, right? I thought it was gone until I saw a little white freckel in his glove. IT WAS A BALL! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I know you're all in love with that catch, but since I'm in l
ove with Carlos, don't you care about his assist? Cliffy makes assists, to, so that should make you happy. What amazes me is that Paulie has such instincts as to using his foot to block a player from scoring. How did he put it in the right place? Gosh, I am amazed by these amazing amazers.

2: This is really big news for me. Maybe you have sat behind the dugout, maybe you didn't, I'm not sure.

I have a friend named Amanda, from a different town. Her dad is a big Met fan, and he gets REALLY GOOD tickets from his friend. Amanda invited me to Wednesday's game. Where are the seats? BEHIND THE DUGOUT! AAAAAAAH! I am so excited. I may even get to see Jen because her camp is going on a trip there that day! ... eeeeek! I am so excited, it's unbelievable.

One problem, though. The day before the game, I'm going to the ortho to get my braces colors changed. I want to get green and purple for the coming D'backs game, but I want blue and orange for the Mets game. If they didn't change my appoitment, which originally was July 31, I wouldn't be asking this.

Well, HELPPP!

Thursday, July 20, 2006

 

Who Knows What Goes On During My Sleep..?

Yeah, yeah. Winning 4-0. Lost 7-4. Let's not talk about it.

Better luck today.

By the way, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN EXACTLY 6 MONTHS! Yepp January 20thhh. Be so jealous.

And I'M GOING TO ARIZONA IN EXACTLY 2 WEEKSSS! YESSS!

To learn more about Arizona, go
to this past post. Be jealous.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

 

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! the Sequel

WAHHH? What's this? A shaven face? Gosh, that is simply the most sexiest thing I have ever seen. =) Ok well maybe not. His body is pretty nice. =)

So, Carlos actually still has his chin? I thought it was being attacked by a goatee. Maybe Paulie lightened up (and Carlos called him Paulie, too!) and let him show off the face that God sent us to love.

That picture is horrible, I must say. I'd really like to have a picture of him SMILING because I love his SMILE because his TEETH are SHINY and POST-BRACES LIKE.

Let's get back to the game now, ok? My moment is over, soo yeahh. Ok well Mike Pelfrey = awesome. When Ban Ban comes back, ROOKIE PITCHING WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLDDD!! And then..and then..and then..and then..THE WORLD SERIES WILL BE OURSSS! MUAH HAHAHAHA!!

So haha to all other teams. Bye bye Mister.

Monday, July 17, 2006

 

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Finally! I got to witness a Carlos grand slam. Gosh, I am so happy (and for Cliffy, too), but it's time to move on.

Next we have the Reds, who rock. Let's all pray that they give up 438234 homeruns to the Mets. But I don't want them going overboard. When we got to 11 runs, I thought, "Ok. That's enough. Save more runs for tomorrow." For example, if they had 7 runs in a game, and got 3 more, I would like to use those 3 new runs for the next game instead of pushing ahead more runs in one game. It kinda wastes people's time..

ok..enough of me...bye bye Mister.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

 

Don't Say Tommy's Going Down, Too.



Don't say Tommy's going down, too. First it was Brian Bannister, one of the cute pitchers, and I haven't seen him in what seems to feel like 10 years. Then it was Victor Zambrano, who was doing well in the start he gave up on, and if he said something about his shoulder TWO YEARS AGO, then he might've been at like, 9 wins by now. After that came Jeremi Gonzalez who sucked. Then came John Maine who sucked and got injured. THENNN came Alay Soler who was all right but not Ban Ban material. Later, Pedro fell on his hip and was Ok after it but now it seems like he replaced it while dancing. And food poisoning? Well, that's not baseball related sooo I'm Ok with that, but what if he throws up or faints on the mound? Grrr...



Now, could it be Tommy? Is he just old? I don't really know if he's 40. His son's adorable, but he's only, like, 4 or 5. But he can't be injured, unless he's hiding it. If he's hiding it, we're pitcherless. Therefore, we need Mike Pelfrey clones. 4 of them. And fast.



I don't know who gave up those other 7 runs. I don't know why our Metsies couldn't make more runs. All I want is to win the World Series. Is that too much to ask?



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The Record Says some (Maybe all of them, I don't know) Metsies trust Omar and that he's very "honest."

...

*No comment.*

Ok well that's all. Bye bye Mister.


Saturday, July 15, 2006

 

Carlos? Fashion Sense?

Ok, Mets Grrl made a post about David's appearance on Letterman. It was making a top 10 list from the appearance or whatever. This is one:

"10) He dressed up for the occasion, abandoning his usual pastels or funky-striped-untucked-button-down for an actual suit. (However, he might want to talk to Beltran, the Mets' very own sharp dressed man, about a good tailor.)"

Ok, how the heck did she get the idea that Carlos is the best dresser? I'm just wondering. I was looking at some of her old posts and I found nothing about him and his clothes.

Soo..if someone can tell me...that would be appreciative. Bye bye Mister.

 

Once Again...

The day ends with yet ANOTHERRR leg injury for Carlos. This time it's something in the knee that I've never heard of.

I'll be over there whining about how boring this day is going to be.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

 

Hot Foot Error or SI Error?

When Hot Foot was giving the preview of the Sports Illustrated article on our Metsies, I noticed a teeny tiny error in one paragraph thingy:

"Delgado was recently named one of People magazine's 100 most beautiful people -- a designation that inspired a teamwide vote to determine the ugliest Met. (Castro, Franco and Eli Marrero tied for the honor. "Finishing in a very strong second place was David Wright," says Lo Duca.)"

Ok, that's funny and all, but if you look at
this post you'll realize that Carlos Delgado is nowhere near CUTE. Just click it. It's the only way to figure out the REAL beautiful person. But was it an SI error or a Hot Foot error?

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I taped Davey on Letterman since I knew I would be knocked by 11. Mom even tried to stay up, but it never works for her.

Ok well that's all. Bye bye Mister.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

 

It Was THIS Close

They were so close to winning. (Thank God that was not Billy Wagner)

Carlos was so close to winning game MVP. (I hate Michael Young)

What could've happened wouldn't happen.

Goatee or notee, I thought Carlos was amazing. Simply amazing. I wish Trevor Hoffman didn't give up that triple. They were SO CLOSE.

I hate this. Two nights in a row, and nothing good happened. What's next? 16 games behind the Braves in the East?

Well, no. Carlos said they've got to keep playing hard (or something like that), and they will. Since the AL won, there will be 2 games (Dad said) at home. If the Mets are going to the World Series, then that'll be a good thing if they're going to sweep whoever they're playing at Shea. See how smart I am?

Let's make sure they keep winning so we can be all GO METS GO METS-ie. Ok bye bye Mister.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

 

If Homeruns Could Kill, I'd be Dead

All I have to say is: That was amazing. Simply amazing. Except for when Ryan Howard got that 5th homerun. THENNNN I was really angry and sad. You know what also angers me? I think I"m getting a cold, and my throat really hurts. RRRRR.

I now know why Carlos isn't shaving. Take a look at what I saw on Mets.com:

"Lo Duca told me, 'Please don't shave. When you shave, you don't hit the ball. When you have that goatee, you hit the ball better.' I'm not superstitious," Beltran said, "but I did it for him."

PAULIE LO DUCA. I AM VERY ASHAMED. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE THAT...THING ON HIS FACE?

But I'm ok. I'm ok.

...

I'M NOT OK!

When I saw Jose fooling around on the sidelines yesterday, I think Carlos was looking at him weirdly, thinking, "Oh my God. Why do I play with this guy? I think he has issues..."

By the way, Carlos, your camera is awesome. =)

AND TOMMY: Mason is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! I want him.

ok well that's all for now. Bye bye Mister.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

 

I'm Sorry...

...that I haven't posted in a few days.

Friday was greatttt. I took more pictures, and even Dan took pictures. I told him he was going to be a photographer. Also, MY CHICKEN. rofl.

A little baseball talk we had at the pool. Turns out that the Mets are doing better than the Yankees, from what some of them Yankee fans say. I don't even think they are Yankee fans. They just like the popular team, or they want to annoy me.

OK so there's this older dude named Jake and he was in back of me on the line at the snack bar...soo..
Jake: Can I cut you?
Me: No.
Jake: But I was never mean to you.
Me: Yeah. You weren't.
Jake: So can I?
Me: No.

Ok so Dan was fighting with this 3rd grader that wouldn't shut up. So I looked at the kid and stared at him for a while. The kid looked at Jake and said "He's your boyfriend."
Me: No he's not.
Kid: (points at another 8th grader) He's your boyfriend.
Me: No he's not.
Kid: (points at another 8th grader) He's your boyfriend.
Me: No he's not.

This is where it gets funny.

Kid: (points at Dan) He's your boyfriend.
Me: No he's not.

w/e. Those moments are going to come and go.

Dan was taking pictures of Mahwah after our pm class, but Mahwah almost KILLED Dan. Seriously.

Dan made a castle, too, but people were invading it. Meanies.

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....I start Art Camp with Sami tomorrow. YAY!!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

 

The Camera Knows All

When I came out about my getting my eyebrows waxed, it wasn't an issue, but somehow the conversation drifted into unibrows...Joey...

Once again at lunch, we were playing Life. Some people thought it was boring, so Adam, Dan and I decided not to play by the rules. DAN AND ADAM ROBBED THE BANK. Sooooo funny. I was poor. I had absolutely no money (ok, I had some) but I said I lived in a cardboard box and I gave my salary, my house AND my career to Dan. I was so sad. Thankfully, he gave me sorry money again.

Dan was filthy rich. I just HADDDD to take a picture of his madness. It was so funny. Honestly, the picture is adorable. Simply. Adorable. I don't like him or anything. It's just adorable.

I also took a picture of him sleeping.

And spazzing.

I also took a picture of Kate reading and Ilan eating cheese, also 398423987492349 other pictures.

I only have one day left at camp. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sami will comfort me at art camp next week..

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

 

I Love Comeback Wins

The title explains it all. <3

You know what happened. I am impressed.

 

I Can't Believe

I don't have plans for July 4th.

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First, I'll complain about yesterday's loss.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I'm done.

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Tyler and I were at Granny's yesterday because we were bored. We told her about the beach, and I told her about how Sami said she'd have Granny "all to herself." Granny then said that Sami and Kyle were in trouble since neither of them called to say hi.

Well, when Sami was playing with her cell, Aunt Amy said she forgot to call Granny. Aunt Amy told Sami she should call Granny, but she was like "Nahh." I told Granny that. Sooo funny.

We have no plans for today. We're like, the only ones in the country without a barbecue. Oh, what joy! *sarcasm*


At least I have camp tomorrow. Cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, happy 4th, and bye bye, Mister.

Monday, July 03, 2006

 

Life's A...You Know...

It was Sunday. The day we were going down to LBI to visit some of my cousins for the day that would still be there for another week. It was a lot of fun. I think if influenced me to start carrying around my phone...after ignoring it for 13 months. I have used it before, just not as much as Sami or Tyler or Kyle (Sami's brother) use it. If I had Mobile ESPN, then I'd bring it everywhere.

Tyler was driving us down! Tee hee. We got there in two hours and four minutes. We could've gotten there in two hours exactly if the cars on the island itself weren't so slow, and if that police car wasn't in front of us.

First, we went to the beach. Joseph, Tyler, Kyle, Sami and I were playing Beach Baseball or whatever it was called. Kinda hard, if you ask me, thanks to the sand.

The water was freezing. I was losing the blood in my feet. =(

Sami and I wanted to go shopping in Bay Village really badly. I HAD to see the cap store she told me about. Mom wouldn't let us go unless we found 20 shells with holes at the top that were white. Impossible, I say. IMPOSSIBLE! We still got to go. =)

Mom went to find a parking spot while Sami took me to the hat store. Mom gave me $20, and I already put $15 in my pocket before we left our house. The hats were so expensive. I completely gave up.

When we found Mom, we were deciding on a place for lunch. Aunt Amy then called her with Tyler and Kyle next to her, and she was right in front of Mom, so Mom said "Look behind you." Sooooo funny. We went to eat at a place with AWESOME fries, but I wasn't that hungry.

Sami, Tyler, Kyle, and I went to the Candy Store. I got Big League Chew, Juicy Fruit, and NON PAREILS!! or however it's spelled. I love those. =)


The four of us went to the arcade at Fantasy Island. Soooo much fun. I only used $2 on Skeeball, got 16 tickets, and that was it. I gave my tickets to Tyler. He gave his tickets to Sami and Kyle.

Tyler was dying for fudge from the Fudge Store. I wanted to get baseball cards from the nearby kiosk, but we had to wait for him. Kyle (I think) called Aunt Amy to see where they were. What didn't suprise me is that Uncle Steven, Aunt Amy, Dad and Mom walked to Fantasy Island to see if we were there. And THEY made us use cells.


I got two packs of cards. Some were good, some were unknown to me. No Carlos. >=( Poop.

After that I got ice cream...whoop dee dingle doo.

We got back to the beach house in time for dinner. Not that amusing, I must say. Just boring.

We left around 7. It was a fun-filled day. I just really wish that Sami could come to Arizona with us.

This is where the drama began:

I thought I saw fireworks when we got around to Central Jersey, but Mom said it was lightning. I was confused. How could lightning be so fast?

Then it hit me. Light travels fast.

Rain started falling really hard. The lightning was so severe and so fast. Then, you know what was banging on the glass and roof of the car?

Hail. Pure hail.

I thought it was the end. Tyler was my savior of the moment. He cuddled with me and Carlos (my teddy bear. I know, I'm such a kid). I guess that's what big brothers are for.

We stopped at a rest stop for about a half hour. I took ALL OF MY STUFF with me. I was glad I had my Mets bag. =) I carried that around all day.

The rain passed and we went back on the road. Tyler asked to put on the game, and they were just starting, too! Good thing they got 4 runs. Hah. "Good thing." I was asleep when A-Rod hit that grand slam.

Oh well, now the Mets are .500 against the Yankees this season. Same with the Yankees against the Mets.

And Carlos, thanks for hitting your 23rd and 24th homeruns. NOW SHAVE! =)

Bye bye Mister.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

 

They're Just Poor Mets, Nobody Loves Them

From the title, it may either be easy or hard to tell that I've been listening to Bohemian Rhapsody the past few days.

Anyways, can someone explain why we have a losing streak? Oh yeah, it's because our starting pitching is so inconsistent. ARRGHH.

Pitching comments:

Pedro - get a new hip.
Tommy - i love you. =)
El Doo - go away.
Steve - things could be better.
Alay - wtl?

I think we need to make 4 clones of Tommy. "Pitching today for the Mets, Tom Glavine. Tomorrow the pitcher will be..er..Tom Glavine." See how much fun it will be?

Now for hitting comments:

Jose - i love you. =)
Paulie - things could be better.
Carlos - things could be less HAIRY. otherwise, you're my mvp. =)
Other Carlos - you're good. i hate you, anyways. = i think you distract my carlos. o_0
Davey - Daveyyyyyyyyy ^_^
Cliff - you'll get back.
Xaves - you...are benched..
Other Jose - w/e.

Do me a favor, Metsies. WIN THE NEXT 2 GAMES, AND GET A WIN STREAK, AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO BE THE BEST! Aside from the Tigers..

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