Major League ME!

• No one knows who he is because everyone's a Yankee fan
• Most of my friends say he's ugly
• Most of my friends say he's ugly
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And so forth.

Well, it all changed when we went to my cousin's birthday dinner in late April. The previous day, my parents and I returned from a coyage to Cooperstown to watch my brother's high school team play for fun, not for tourny, so I was showing off this awesome bracelet thingy I got. Sami, my birthday-celebrating cousin, said to her mom "We forgot the picture!"

I'm like, "What picture?"

Sami: The one of Carlos shirtless.

Me: Is it that one where it looks like he's on steroids?

Sami: No. It's in People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful.

Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

I was completely flipping out. Seriously, you don't know how shocked and amazed I was. When I got home, Jen was talking to me about it, too. Wow, she's such an awesome person. Of course, Jake Gyllenhaal (and Kevin Zegers) were on the list, too. One thing that gets to me is that they don't number the beautiful people. For example: They don't say Angelina Jolie is number 1 and Matt Leinart is like, number 30. What a confusing life I live.

Anyways, the following Monday Jen and I were ready to ramble to everyone about the hotness that Carlos gave to himself. No shirt, no hat; his wife must love him a lot for that.....OMG THAT RHYMES!! =)

No shirt.

No shirt.

No shirt.

I eventually got a life and stopped looking at it. That's when he was like "FINALLY!" And hit the following 10 homeruns so far this month.

People thought I was crazy.

This post is in honor of Jake Gyllenhaal and Kevin Zegers, even though Jen asked me to. Tootles!

# posted by nLak..B) @ 7:59 PM