Major League ME!

Uh, hello Yankees and Red Sox fans: seven out of eight positions are all being led by either a Yankee or a Red Soxer. You don't want your team playing with your rival team, do you? I didn't think so.

Ok, I need to get to the point. It's not an all-star game if only people from two teams are playing. Right? Riiight? I knew I was right. It's not fair and not all of the actually best people are playing. Why is Robinson Cano in first place for 2bs? Shouldn't that be like........someone else? I think Troy Glaus plays 2nd base...or is that first base? I'm not sure. Just DON'T play only Yankees and Red Sox; make it fair.

For the National League, Paulie Lo Duca is in first place. Yay!! He's ahead of Mike Piazza (traitor). Mike Piazza never got anyone caught stealing, so GO PAULIE!!! Carlos, Carlos, Davey, and a bunch of others are all in second place, unlike Jose ReyRey (who's birthday is today!), who is in third place for shortstop. Let's wish them all the best of luck.

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Alayyyyyyy... I knew you were going to do something all along! As much as I miss Brian, you are actually pretty good. A two hitter? In only your second Major League win? That is by far amazing! You are so cool.

Remember last year when the Mets crushed the D'backs and won the series 4-0? Well, who's to say that won't happen again?

I know, I'm random.

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSE!!!