Thursday, June 08, 2006
Carlos Beltran: The Yayful and the Booful
Sometimes, we all need to complain.
Sometimes, we need to tell Willie to start using his clipped moustache rule again!
Carlos, please look like the man you were a week ago! You were so beautiful, so easy to stare at, and now, you're a monster. You've grown a tarantula on your chin, and it's poisonous. It makes you look like Derek Jeter, who you know I hate. It makes you look like you smoke, and I know you don't because there's no hole in your throat.
I love your big body texture, and I can't look at it anymore because of the way your face has been built up. Go take a look at People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful. I think you'll find what you once were: So bold, so rocky, so clean.
As Mr. Fisher sings from the Shaving Cream Song: Shave every day and you'll always look clean!
Yeah, Carlos, even though your three-day stubbles were attractive, you should still SHAVE every day.
Lucky for you Carlos: At the game I went to, you didn't shave because I could tell from my PICTURES! You're luckyyyy I didn't see it earlier...rain delay.
I miss your face Carlos. I'll cry until you shave it if I have to!
I have a math final and a music test today... wish me luck.
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