Major League ME!

See this man? This man is Albert Pujols. He has been leading the ML with 8394382947238472983749234 homeruns. Sadly, he has strained his right oblique muscle, and he has been put on the disabled list for quite some time.

What does this all mean? Come October, we will need to find a new National League Most Valuable Player. Well, at least that's what the Record said. If Poooojols isn't performing into the year, Carlos, yes, the guy with the goatee, may become a candidate.

So, 17 homeruns, and last year, his 16th didn't until September. SEVENTEEN!! That's how old my brother is! I am very proud of my boy, but what in the name of llamas isn't making him shave?!

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There are only 3.5 days of school left. Thank God. If you don't know why I put the .5, it's because on Thursday we have a half day. Don't ask. This world is strange.

Our grade trip is on Monday to the bowling alley near Vander Plaat, and we got to pick our own teams. I signed up with Kate and Amanda. They also have this guy named Ryan, but I kinda know him because he sits near my lunch table. I also got Tyler H and Ruth to be on our team. I'm really glad that our parents get to bring our balls because I seriously have problems if I don't bowl with my Mickey Mouse ball which has "Nikki" carved into it. I'm used to the weight of that ball, and it's how I get all of my 7s, 8s, 9s, spares, and occasionally, strikes.

In gym, we're almost done with our bowling lesson. My team just finished a game yesterday. Since no one on my team has like, ever bowled in their life, I won by a score of 86. I made a huge comeback, with two spares and a strike.

The day isn't over, so there will be plenty more to let out. Tootles.

# posted by nLak..B) @ 9:41 AM