Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Random Rants: Wormy Talk.
AAAAH!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG EW EW EW EW EW OMGOMG EW EW EW CARLOS...YOUR FACE...IT'S...ugly.That's what happens when you don't shave!!
I know I don't believe in devils, but, could HE be the devil?
And what's with his pointer finger sticking out? These are signs, people, SIGNS!!!!
I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad for Jessica right now. Hun, I am so sorry for you. If you're a Sagittarius then I think you should speak the truth when it's a bad time like you Sagittarians do *cough* Mom *cough.*
If I were you, I would take a razor in the middle of the night and shave it. If he wakes up, give him sleeping powder. Or get that hypnotist from Shawnee Mountain like my brother told me.
I think I'd get an A+++++ in Firm-Wifeology 101. Or Carlosology 115. Hahahahaha I crack myself up! Omg...I'm turning into Mr. A.
Well, I can teach you about worm reproduction. That's right, I said WORMS!
Hee hee...
And in-vitro. I asked Mr. A (a kid asked me to ask him) if worms could do in-vitro and everyone's like "Huh?" but he said it's possible.
And gosh, is Carlos ever gonna have a baby? We can't wait forever, Carlos deary, so uh..yeah...like I said, "WORMS!" But you don't have both sperm and eggs so it's not really like worm reproduction. But, it's still reproduction, sooo...yeahh.
We're not really like earthworms. We don't have a crop or a gizzard, but we DO have a PHARYNX!! That's another word for throat. We also don't have four hearts, but it would certainly be easier to live if we had four hearts. We also don't have an anus.
Omg, you thought I was serious? OF COURSE we have an anus!!! But we don't poop out casts. We poop out POOP! lol I'm on a roll today.
I can name 10 good reasons why Carlos doesn't need a goatee.
Now it's time for...
10 Good Reasons Why Carlos Doesn't Need a Goatee! =)
- It makes him look unattractive.
- He looks 32 and not 16.
- I don't like it.
- Jen BETTER NOT like it.
- It WILL make him lose money.
- It WILL make him lose his "Oh my god I love his sexy chest and face" fanbase. And yes, some girls do like him, even though it's not heard of.
- His wife will need to undergo mental help.
- He will be depressed because his wife will leave him.
- He won't remember how to shave.
- He'll have to retire because he'll be treated like the Barry Bonds on Non-Shaving Pills.
Well, that's all I have time for today! Tune in next time for another 10 Reasons List! Tootles!
# posted by nLak..B) @ 10:54 PM 
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