Major League ME!

U-G-L-Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBY YOU UGLY! YEAA YEAHH YOU UGLY!!

He almost killed himself again, making a diving catch hit by JD Drew. Omg, JD is the name of this crazy kid in my school... sorry, random moment.

Well, Carlos, you guys lost, so isn't time to go back to being non-superstitious and to SHAVE? God, Carlos. You are uuuuglyyyyy and I hate saying that to you because on my wall I have 893472934 pictures of you and I looked at one and said that you were beautiful but then I remembered you're ugly and this is a run-on sentence so I am going to stop.

Good News: The Mets lost, which means Carlos will shave.

Bad News: Pedro lost, and he's losing his pitchyness.

This world despises me.

# posted by nLak..B) @ 9:35 AM