Major League ME!

Oh, Carlos, don't you feel better after pinch hitting and walking yesterday? And stretching around while leading at first base? I bet you do. Now, you say your little knee is improving, so make sure your wife is still carrying you, AND GET BACK SO YOU CAN GET MORE HOMERUNS THAN ALBERT PUJOLS AND INTO THE ALL STAR GAME AND THE HOMERUN DERBY AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Ok, well, I had a really weird dream last night. So, you know nicotine and caffiene, right? Well in my dream caffiene was called "nicotine." So, there was an article in the Record about Carlos's..eh..childhood and teenagerness and stuff, and it said he was addicted to the "nicotine" in Coke and he had to drink it all the time.

Weeeeird dream.

I was at my uncle's and aunt's house for no reason, just to visit, I guess, and we were watching the end of Game 1, since it was a doubleheader. We saw Carlos in the dugout and I got my freak on..! Uncle Donald was like, "Did he dye his hair blond?" and I'm like, "No. It's highlighted." Then, I told the story of how his wife cut his hair and...yeah. =)

I think Uncle Donald said his hair got longer. Well, it didn't. There's just more of it.

Uh..yeahhh..

Well maybe I'll post something better later. Tootles.

# posted by nLak..B) @ 11:27 AM