Major League ME!

Don't say Tommy's going down, too. First it was Brian Bannister, one of the cute pitchers, and I haven't seen him in what seems to feel like 10 years. Then it was Victor Zambrano, who was doing well in the start he gave up on, and if he said something about his shoulder TWO YEARS AGO, then he might've been at like, 9 wins by now. After that came Jeremi Gonzalez who sucked. Then came John Maine who sucked and got injured. THENNN came Alay Soler who was all right but not Ban Ban material. Later, Pedro fell on his hip and was Ok after it but now it seems like he replaced it while dancing. And food poisoning? Well, that's not baseball related sooo I'm Ok with that, but what if he throws up or faints on the mound? Grrr...

Now, could it be Tommy? Is he just old? I don't really know if he's 40. His son's adorable, but he's only, like, 4 or 5. But he can't be injured, unless he's hiding it. If he's hiding it, we're pitcherless. Therefore, we need Mike Pelfrey clones. 4 of them. And fast.

I don't know who gave up those other 7 runs. I don't know why our Metsies couldn't make more runs. All I want is to win the World Series. Is that too much to ask?

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The Record Says some (Maybe all of them, I don't know) Metsies trust Omar and that he's very "honest."

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Ok well that's all. Bye bye Mister.

# posted by nLak..B) @ 10:10 AM