Saturday, July 01, 2006

 

They're Just Poor Mets, Nobody Loves Them

From the title, it may either be easy or hard to tell that I've been listening to Bohemian Rhapsody the past few days.

Anyways, can someone explain why we have a losing streak? Oh yeah, it's because our starting pitching is so inconsistent. ARRGHH.

Pitching comments:

Pedro - get a new hip.
Tommy - i love you. =)
El Doo - go away.
Steve - things could be better.
Alay - wtl?

I think we need to make 4 clones of Tommy. "Pitching today for the Mets, Tom Glavine. Tomorrow the pitcher will be..er..Tom Glavine." See how much fun it will be?

Now for hitting comments:

Jose - i love you. =)
Paulie - things could be better.
Carlos - things could be less HAIRY. otherwise, you're my mvp. =)
Other Carlos - you're good. i hate you, anyways. = i think you distract my carlos. o_0
Davey - Daveyyyyyyyyy ^_^
Cliff - you'll get back.
Xaves - you...are benched..
Other Jose - w/e.

Do me a favor, Metsies. WIN THE NEXT 2 GAMES, AND GET A WIN STREAK, AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO BE THE BEST! Aside from the Tigers..

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